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Sunday, December 24, 2006

A Carpool Christmas


Going through the archives I happened to find the lyrics to an old Carpool Christmas song circa 1999, the recording is lost, but the tune is Morriseyesque. It develops, like Charlie Brown's Christmas, just needing a little love from the Little town of Bethleham. To all squirrels and those that love Jesus this is for you.
"Santa Suffocating In The Chimney"
(7:43)

There's afat man,
(He's a rebel) {Whispered}
too fat for his own good
and I can't watch him anymore

There's a bad sound
(damm! Why did I look?)
coming from the fireplace
and legs kick echo through bones.

CHORUS;

After too much
milk and cookies
Santa suffocating
in the chimney


...(slowly)...

It's a bad thought
(no one will help him)
he'll die in there
and you'll NEVER get what you want

Chorus

It's a bad sign
(dying man in your chimney
but asphyxiation is painless
to a certain degree

Chorus

He misses his wife,
(Man! I Fell Like A Woman!)
his body smeared with butter
and it still won't budge
(Maybe you should put the fire on)

After too much
milk and cookies
Santa suffocating
in the chimney

...(slowly)...so slowly


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