Sunday, December 24, 2006

A Carpool Christmas

Going through the archives I happened to find the lyrics to an old Carpool Christmas song circa 1999, the recording is lost, but the tune is Morriseyesque. It develops, like Charlie Brown's Christmas, just needing a little love from the Little town of Bethleham. To all squirrels and those that love Jesus this is for you.
"Santa Suffocating In The Chimney"

There's afat man,
(He's a rebel) {Whispered}
too fat for his own good
and I can't watch him anymore

There's a bad sound
(damm! Why did I look?)
coming from the fireplace
and legs kick echo through bones.


After too much
milk and cookies
Santa suffocating
in the chimney


It's a bad thought
(no one will help him)
he'll die in there
and you'll NEVER get what you want


It's a bad sign
(dying man in your chimney
but asphyxiation is painless
to a certain degree


He misses his wife,
(Man! I Fell Like A Woman!)
his body smeared with butter
and it still won't budge
(Maybe you should put the fire on)

After too much
milk and cookies
Santa suffocating
in the chimney

...(slowly)...so slowly

Monday, October 30, 2006

New York, New York

Shhhhhhh...it might still be out there. I can hear it faintly humming, "New york, New York" over and over again as it kills. The Vampire Liza Minnelli Squirrel. Lucid in delirium of once having tasted her. I must type softly, the last thing I saw was the diamonds as they sawed my eyes and the moths escaped from my mouth, to escalate towards the light, of a candle in the half-smashed pumpkin that a teenager left me to remind me of waht a great neighbor I was.

Monday, September 04, 2006


Rest in Peace Action Man

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Teaser and the Firecat

My cats are at war. Fur is flying everywhere and things are being knocked over. This could elevate into something worse.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

And We've got to get Ourselves Back to the Garden

My Garden club finally made it to my house!!!! Yay!
Now we started with Bagonias, and they look super. I was also able to show off my wondeful variety of Parsley that has been growing both because of my planting and just wild. Everything is coming up roses. But alas my violets are not sprouting.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

I Fought In A War

Today I fought a robot. The electricity jolted through my forearm and I feel it may have infected me with Nano robots intent upon my destruction. Will type more after amputation. Also went to the dentist.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Bush League

Is it teh Nucks? Or Nonis, Or NHL allowing a goal that should have been dissallowed for 2 reasons (in the crease???? and blatently kicked...a suavy rich fan should sue the NHL for hypocracy...or was it just Stan McCammon?